Monday, August 25, 2008

46th anniversary

Bahama Breeze

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Levels of Drunkness

I've been looking for this a long long time .... well here it is:

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course; you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness.
At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you.
You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Moving to Orlando

We gonna be moving to Orlando in the next few days. A couple of weeks ago I got a very good job offer that I couldn't resist (details later). I convinced myself and Alison that it will be much better to live (and work) there then in Jacksonville.

Friday, April 25, 2008

final words . . .

Let me quote my teacher's final words:

"Imre,

You got an A for the class. Congratulations! Your exit test score is 51. You are such a smart reader and writer. I am very happy to study with you and this class this semester. Keep up good work.

Good luck to your new job at Orlando.

Ms. Song"

FriKKin' A man! frikkin' A ! ! !

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Ikea in Orlando

For the folks in hungary it doesn't mean anything, i know but who ever got stuck in florida i k e a became a legend. A legend that grandparents passed over and over again through generations. Well, good news, last year it opened its gates to the public finally in orlando (which is in the middle of florida!). Please celebrate the historical moment with us as we paid a visit to the fantastic furniture store today . . .

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

the day after tomorrow

the day after tomorrow I won't be in my 20s anymore. I'll be exactly 30 years old. my only promise was a tattoo for myself when i'm 30. since I couldn't find a usable one that's not gonna happen :D

Thursday, February 14, 2008

bonsai is dead

our little bonsai tree died :( but another one showed up from the soil a couple of days ago . YAY!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Bonsai Watch Numero Dos .

YES. The Bonsai is indeeeeEEEd alive. Yesterday I noticed an itsy-bitsy-tiny green thingy coming out from the dirt ;)

Monday, January 7, 2008

First day at school . . .

People from all over the globe except from australia and the north pole. We had to take another english test. Never enough.